This is what your Secretary of State fees pay for

Ruth Johnson…ma’am. What the fuck is this?

We already know going to a Secretary of State branch is like entering the gates of hell, but now we at least have some elevator music to go with your arrival. Behold a video – titled Kangaruth, ha-ha! – of Michigan’s secretary of state encouraging Michiganders to handle SOS business online with a new mascot, Roo.

I just…I just didn’t know my plate renewal fees were paying for this shit. Below is the 30-second version. Enjoy, I guess.